safira | she/they | 21

Harry Potter Q&A

your house: hufflepuff
your favourite character from the trio:  listen this isnt a fair question my tag for the trio is family how am i supposed to pick between my kids
three other favourite characters:  draco, ginny, lupin
least favourite character:  TOAD BITCH
favourite book:  order of the phoenix bc i love to suffer :)
one favourite moment: my fav happy moment is when gryffindor wins the house cup and harry comes back to the common room and makes out with ginny in front of ron lmao fav sad moment is when they buried dobby i love pain and suffering
how you were introduced to the series: my mom was late to pick me up from my after school place so i picked it up and the goblins scared me bc i was seven but i finished it anyways
what would your favourite lesson be?: charms seems really great!!!
which hallow would you take?: the cloak
which character are you most like?: hello i am actually remus lupin
three spells you’d like to be able to perform: accio!! for real im so lazy, wingardium leviosa, and incendio bc u never know when u need to light up
would you have entered your name in the goblet of fire?: probably i think i would
would you have played quidditch?: YEAH 
what form would your patronus take?: its a fucking bear
what would be your profession in the wizarding world?: i would like to be a dragon trainer w charlie in romania 

I’m 15, but I act 19

[x] you know how to make a pot of coffee. 
[] you keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] you own a credit card/debit card.
[] you know how to change the oil in a car. 
[x] you’ve done your own laundry. 
[] you can vote in an election. 
[x] you can cook for yourself.
[x] you think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] you show up for school late a lot. 
[] you always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket. 
[x] you have forgotten your own birthday.
[] you like to take walks by yourself. 
[x] you know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] you drink caffeine at least once a week. 

TOTAL SO FAR:  9

[x] you know how to do the dishes. 
[x] you can count to 10 in another language. 
[lmao no] when you say you’re going to do something you do it.
[] you can mow the lawn.
[] you study even when you don’t have to. 
[x] you have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[] you can spell experience, without looking it up. 
[] the people at [ insert coffee shop here ] know you by name.
[x] your favourite kind of food is take out. 
[x] you can go to the store without getting something you don’t need. 
[] you understand political jokes the first time they are said. 
[x] you can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR:  15

[] your only friends are from your place of employment. 
[] you have been to a Tupperware party. 
[x] you have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] you have more bills than you can pay. 
[x] you have been to the beach. 
[x] you use the internet every day. 
[x] you have been outside of your country 3 or more times.
[] you make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL:  19

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cuntakinte:

thick thighs, thin patience

roundtop:

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1. State your name: safira/saf
2. State the name that your parents almost named you: stephanie r i p
3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? my cousin/brother armaan or my lil sis 
4. What was your first job? i worked at a photo shop developing film last summer
5. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? THE SHERLOCK PIPE INCIDENT IM ACTUALLY STILL SCCREAMING 
6. Do you miss your ex? i am going out with my ex again???? bad ideas but oh well 
7. White chocolate or dark chocolate? dark
8. Do people praise you for your looks? ppl on the internet and my fam and friends idk
9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? black lol
10. How do you wear your makeup? eyeliner and bb cream and i rly love lipstick especially really fun weird colors except i never wear them but i buy a lot 
11. What are some of your nickname? - saf, my lil sis calls me safifi but only she’s allowed to, idil and nia and vri call me safari and sometimes vri calls me saphira
12. How many bedrooms are in your house? three
13. How many bathrooms? two
14. Do you have a job? im applying
15. Do you have a car? i still need to do drivers ed rip
16. Do you work out every week?  HAHAHAHAHAHA
17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? fam i just woke up
18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? no
19. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? no omg i hate singing
20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? i do not
21. Do you like your eyes? ya they’re just brown but they’re nice 
22. Do you think you are pretty? bruh im so hot
23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? urooja
24. How much money is in your checking account? i have 47 dollars hidden in a **** of **** ******** in the *** ****** next to my *** in my ****
25. Are you single? idk honestly
26. Do you want kids? i would adopt but im never gonna be pregnant 
27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: turquoise and dirty
29. Last movie you saw in theaters: i just saw kingsman like last last weekend but i was so out of it i hardly remember it

bisexualfunfacts:

no one pays, the rules of capitalism do not apply to us

kingcheddarxvii:

American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol

wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO 

freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*

cedricdigory:

hi im auditioning for myself and i’ll be singing im a mess by ed sheeran

cuntakinte:

thick thighs, thin patience

doriangrayss:

my name / its meaning [x]: safira / ambassador/mediator

western zodiac [x]: leo

chinese zodiac [x]: rabbit

celtic zodiac [x]: holly [the ruler]

myers-briggs type indicator [x]: istp

the four temperaments [x]: phlegmatic

enneagram [x]: types 4 & 7

soul type [x]: artisan

irlglow:

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throwupyourthoughts:

me: tells ppl 2 fight me

me: cant talk 2 salesppl at the store on my own without getting nervous