safira | she/they | 21

femmewitchbabe:

my aesthetic is i’m gay and i hate myself 

BOLD IF IT APPLIES TO YOU *extreme version*

APPEARANCE:

• i’m smaller than most of my friends
• my feet are small
• one of my parents/siblings has the same hair color as me
• my hair is naturally straight
• i think i have nice arms/hands
• i tan easily
• none of my parents/siblings has the same eye color as me
• i have dimples
• my forehead is big
• i wear contacts/glasses
• i’m ginger and i have freckles

BEAUTY:

• i hate shaving (bc effort)
• i go on manicure/pedicure
• i do my eyebrows 
• i own at least one item from adidas and/or nike
• i tattooed/pierced myself
• i was on diet
• i have pimples
• i do my makeup everyday
• i love necklaces
• i dyed my hair
• i own 4 or more pairs of jeans
• i had undergone plastic surgery

DO I KNOW:

• how to dance limbo?
• the story of how my parents met?
• how to swear in three or more languages?
• more than 3.14 of pi?
• when’s my best friend’s birthday? (thursday im SIKED)
• how to french kiss?
• what goes after “in west philadelphia born and raised…”?
• name all of Kardashians?
• how to ride a bike?

I HAVE:

• made out
• made lasagna
• slapped/punched somebody
• made a surprise party
• smoked cigarettes
  
• ridden on a motorcycle
• spent the whole night without sleeping 
• cooked a meal for somebody
• made it to the second base
• let somebody treat me like shit
• been told that i was pretty/smart
• kissed somebody you didn’t feel attracted to
• cried after reading a book

WILL YOU EVER:

• go to a university/college (#STRESSED)
• get married (maybe)
• write a book
• adopt a child
• start a band
• go and audition for a show

WOULD YOU EVER:

• do extreme sports?
• be without internet for a whole week?
• forgive your significant other for cheating on you? 
• live without fast food for a whole year for $50,000?
• jump from Eiffel Tower for 1MIL$? 
• live like amish for 1 year for 500,000$?
• sing in front of your whole school for free netflix for the rest of your life?
• make out with your best friend’s significant other for 800$? 

SOCIAL MEDIA:

• do you have friends on facebook that you have never met in real life? 
• do you have a tumblr best friend(s)? 
• did you ever post photo of your meal on instagram?
• did a celebrity ever replied/followed/retweeted you/your post on any social media?
• do you have stardoll account?
• have you ever stalked somebody on social media?
• do your friends know your wifi password?
• have you ever illegally downloaded music/movies/tv shows/books? 

RANDOM:

• have you ever seen a cow in real life? 
• did you ever swim in a river? 
• did you ever talk to your pet?
• have you ever helped your friend get ready for a date?
• have you been in a fist fight?
• were you ever in love triangle?
• have you ever had period cramps? 

asschabs:

i am evil and gay and i love to complain

forcenturies:

Cause darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a gay meme

name ➔ saaafira
birth place ➔ california
where do i live ➔ very very slightly west of where i was born
hair color ➔  dark brown
eye color ➔ brown
birthday ➔ august 3rd
gender ➔  female
lefty or righty ➔ righty
single or taken? ➔ single
happy? ➔ it could be better

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE


are you in love ➔ maybe???
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ i believe in lust at first sight
who ended your last relationship ➔ both of us 
have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ nah i dont think so
are you afraid of commitments ➔ not really
have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yeah
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ not that i know of
have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ what
do you usually spend valentine’s day alone ➔ generally
short or long-term relationships? ➔ depends i need more experience

TEN CHOICES

love or lust ➔ love
lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade
cats or dogs ➔ DOGS
a few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends
television or internet ➔ watch tv on the internet 
pepsi or coke ➔ coke
wild night out or romantic night in ➔ it depends bro
day or night ➔ day
text or call ➔ text
make-up or au naturel? ➔ both

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

been caught sneaking out? ➔ no
fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ yeah
wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ nah
prank called a store? ➔ ya lol
skipped school? ➔ ive skipped classes 
wanted to disappear? ➔ a lot
spent all your money? ➔ im so broke
met a celebrity? ➔ one time my aunt met shah rukh khan and she showed him a picture of me
been really ill? ➔ yeahhh
gotten high? ➔ ya

TEN PREFERENCES

smile or eyes ➔ eyes
light or dark hair ➔ it dont matter
shorter or taller ➔ shorter
intelligence or attraction ➔ ?? idk
hook-up or relationship ➔ it depends on the person
funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ *shrug emoji*
mac or pc? ➔ mac

chapstick or lipstick? ➔ chapstick
city or country? ➔ city
driving or walking? ➔ depends

LAST


last phone call? ➔ sammmmmmrina
last song you listened to? ➔ hannah hunt
last thing you ate? ➔ my mom made some chicken
last thing you drank? ➔ water
last place you were? ➔  school
last kiss? ➔ last last wednesday
last picture taken? ➔ a kid in a box
last outfit? ➔ shorts and a sweater
last purchase? ➔ a customized hogwarts acceptance letter and wand for my lil sis’s 11th bday 

long “about you”

1. Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now? It’s better than it was but I’d rather be somewhere else.
2. Do you drink enough water? No.
3. When was the last time you ate at Burger King? ive had burger king once.

4. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? beach i live in southern california 
5. How do you usually feel when you wake up on a morning? FUCK

6. Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date? be taken planning dates is so stressful

7. When was the last time you wore high heeled shoes? im almost six foot my mom doesnt let me wear heels
8. Vodka or wine? excuse i am 15
9. How often do you cry? Too often.
10. Ever had a crush on a teacher? the head of the science dpt at my school is v cute but im gay so
11. Can you wire a plug? nah son
12. Do you wear socks to bed? NAH SON
13. What is currently bugging you? my english essay im supposed to be revising
14. Where were you when you got your first period? it was valentines day

15. Can you change a car tire? yea my dad taught me when i was 13.
16. Have you met more than ten celebrities? nah.
17. Do you sleep naked? im 15 i live with my parents
18. What was the best music gig you’ve ever attended? BEYONCE I CANT THINK ABOUT IT WITHOUT CRYING
19. Have you ever had sexual feelings for anyone you follow? all of my friends are so hot.
20. Do you think bisexual candycorn is hot? dont use bisexual candycorn in place of benedict cumberbatch stop this
21. Favourite Disney princess? TIANA with mulan at a close second.
22. Favourite city? ahmedabad 
23. Can you drive? i keep telling u im 15/=
24. Cigarettes or alcohol? 15.
25. Exercise or healthy eating? >_>
26. Favourite and least favourite accents? wis-cahhhn-son

27. What are you looking forward to? idk
28. Did you play Red Rover when you were a child? ya lol so much
29. Are you more attracted to men or women? girls bro.
30. Do you like 1980s fashion? http://t.co/SNDUS9kZ6M.

adnamacool:

Straight from hell

adamparrisch-moved:

frankfly:

thaliagraze:

you: trash, trash, iodine, trash

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

neatpotatoes:

me during the whole month of october 

jasonfreese:

im thankful for punk rock and mashed potatoes